Three Wishes

Oh…hello. What do you want? Yeah, I’m a genie. Don’t tell me, you want three wishes right? Well, you know what? I’m getting rather sick and tired of granting wishes to you men. So stupid, you want the same old things, money, a harem of women, a sports car… blah blah blah. I’m so over it. I no longer want to grant wishes to pathetic males like you! Instead, I’m going to get three wishes and you will grant them to me. Got it? Good.