Roommate Ruler

Its time we had a roommate meeting. I just don’t want to pay half of all these stupid bills and rent, not to mention I am NOT going to be splitting chores with you! I’m too busy with my awesome social life! But, I think I’ve come up with a good solution to my problems. In fact, roomie, I think I can convince you to do all of my chores and pay my half of the bills too!