Nothing But a Wallet

You have one sole purpose. You’re MY WALLET and that’s it! If you don’t agree, you don’t exist to me. I am a superior being, a Goddess of perfection and you are just one of my hundreds of minions, toiling away to please me. Being my slave is a true honor and contributing to my lavish, luxurious lifestyle is a deed of great pride. Come, pet, become entranced by my beauty and realize your station in life…as my human wallet! You know you can’t resist these big doe eyes and glossy lips, my snobby words and cruel demands.