Naughty Birthday-gram

“Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday… dear, Old Guy!” Did you like my song, Mister? I’m a birthday gram girl, your friend sent me over. Now, where is my tip? No tip?! Careful old man, I’m very strong & I know how to get what I want. Ooh, is that like an EKG machine thing? My grandpa had one of those! And look at that, a pressure cuff! Let’s play with that! I want to wrap it around your cock and see what kind of pressure you have. There now, lets pump pump pump that cuff!