Acquiring An Assistant

I’m interviewing for a new assistant position. My interviewee seems highly qualified but I want to make sure he’s willing to do anything and everything I might require – staying late, working overtime, maybe even massaging my sore feet if need be. I put him to the test, slipping out of my leather knee-high boots, revealing my sexy sweaty soles! I test my prospective assistant’s skills in foot worship – from massaging my soles to sucking my toes! Do you think he’ll be good enough to secure the job?