Its time we had a roommate meeting. I just don’t want to pay half of all these stupid bills and rent, not to mention I am NOT going to be splitting chores with you! I’m too busy with my awesome social life! But, I think I’ve come up with a good solution to my problems. In fact, roomie, I think I can convince you to do all of my chores and pay my half of the bills too!
I ask you to join me in my office. I have some bad news for you. You’re fired. You start to get very upset and I try to explain how this isn’t because of your poor performance, we’re simply getting rid of your department. Soon, however, I realize that its not the job you’ll miss–its me, your boss! You can’t bear not seeing me on a daily basis anymore! You’re so distraught, in fact, that you come up with a way that you can still see me, and even serve me..
I heard that you and your wife are having a little marital discord. Can’t find the same “spark” that you used to in the bedroom? Well luckily for you, your wife hired ME to help spice things up. I mean, you can’t get hard for her any more, so she thought that a younger, sexier hotter girl such as myself could get you hard for her. I am very good at teasing men and getting them SO rock hard. What do you think? Have you ever seen such a perfect set of tits in front of you? My very firm and sexy ass is much hotter than your old, frumpy wife! LOL! Why don’t you stroke for my sexy body, but no cumming! We don’t want to get wifey upset! Wow! It does seem as though you really can’t contain yourself and might burst! Tell you what, if you pay me double what your wife gave me I’ll give you the BEST orgasm you ever had! You know you can’t resist me, Mister, so keep jerking it!
You thought your wife “just wasn’t that into sex”? Think again! I’m finally coming clean, baby. You know how I told you I was a virgin when we met? Well… there was this one time. I might have let a guy slip it in once. And then, there were those 3 hot football studs in high school. Then there was that exchange student in college… Well, anyway, I repented and stuff so I considered myself a virgin. And, you know how you think I’m “not in the mood” a lot? Well, its just that your tiny dick doesn’t do it for me! I’m not in the mood because I just fucked a hot, hung MAN! And tonight, I’m gonna do it all again. Mmmm… I’m so excited! You can’t leave me. Don’t even think about divorce! What will you tell your friends, I left you because you’re inadequate in bed?! HA!
Please don’t tell me your New Year’s resolution is some pathetic attempt to give me up, to give up your femdom addiction. If that’s what it is, you’ll fail miserably! You’re a femdom addicted fucker! How could you give THIS up? I give meaning to your pathetic existence! What would you do without me? Giving up on your femdom addiction is the worst decision you could make. I have much better resolutions for you. Now stroke it for me like you love doing and don’t forget, I’m smarter than you and I know better than you what belongs in your life and what doesn’t!
I can see that you’re working and I don’t want to bother you but, can we talk? I got in trouble at school today for kicking some guys really hard in the balls. But, before you get upset, here’s why: they deserved it! They were being really mean… they called me a cock tease! I don’t even really know what that means but, you don’t think I’m a cock tease do you? I mean, so what if I like wearing cute skimpy outfits, they don’t have to look at me. All the teachers agree–Mr. Thompson, Mr. Garcia, Mr. Stevens… they all say I should just ignore those boys and wear whatever I want! Do you agree?
You’re my tutor and its time for another session. My parents are paying you a lot to make sure my grades are kept up. Well, I just don’t want to write this term paper! Couldn’t you do it, just this once? No? Well… it seems I’ll just have to use my “feminine charm” to get you to do it! But, once I see just how turned on you are I decide to take things further. I make a deal with you–Since I give the best handjobs on the cheerleading squad, I’ll give you a sexy handjob but, you have to give me all the money you make from tutoring me AND you have to do all my homework for the REST of the year! Hehe… boys are so easy!
Hey, is your wife home? No? Well, while my best friend is away I guess its just you and me here. You know, last week your wife was telling me how faithful you are. I laughed and told her all men are ruled by their dicks and can’t resist a beautiful female’s charms. Let’s test my theory, shall we? I know you think I’m hot and I can already see a bulge in your pants! Come on, I won’t tell, I promise. Its just you and me here… I know you want to stroke it, just a little bit. See? Doesn’t it feel good? Now let’s drain your balls and leave no cum for your wife! Hahaha.