You’re so lucky to be married to Rene. But when you come home early from a business trip, you’re in for a shock! You’re about to walk into the bedroom when you hear something… it’s your wife fucking someone else! Instead of barging into the room enraged, you surprise yourself by pausing, considering what to do. You stand outside the door, listening to your wife moan on another man’s cock and suddenly, you’ve sprung a boner! You watch and wait, until you see the other man slip into the bathroom. You enter the room to find me, your beautiful wife, lying in the bed in a post orgasmic glow. Oh my goodness! I didn’t know you’d be home early! I… I’m so sorry! Yes, I was fucking another man, I’m sure you heard… but why don’t you look upset? In fact, you look, excited!

My husband took me out to a really fancy dinner and now expects to get some. Haha. Well, I have a surprise for him! First, I make him massage my stinky feet, then, just as I’m coaxing him into sucking my toes, I let him know the truth: we’re never having sex again! The only “some” he’s gonna get from me are my sweaty soles in his face! He’s just lucky my boyfriend (a REAL man) doesn’t like feet so I decided to keep my poor pathetic hubby around to pamper my royal feet. He’ll come to like it… eventually.

You thought your wife “just wasn’t that into sex”? Think again! I’m finally coming clean, baby. You know how I told you I was a virgin when we met? Well… there was this one time. I might have let a guy slip it in once. And then, there were those 3 hot football studs in high school. Then there was that exchange student in college… Well, anyway, I repented and stuff so I considered myself a virgin. And, you know how you think I’m “not in the mood” a lot? Well, its just that your tiny dick doesn’t do it for me! I’m not in the mood because I just fucked a hot, hung MAN! And tonight, I’m gonna do it all again. Mmmm… I’m so excited! You can’t leave me. Don’t even think about divorce! What will you tell your friends, I left you because you’re inadequate in bed?! HA!