Good morning, honey! I had the weirdest dream that this alien came down and infected me with some virus! The virus gave me a HOT body and made my boobs HUGE! They wanted me to spread the virus and infect the rest of the world. If i kissed men, it would make them shrivel up and if I kissed females, it would transform them into this superhuman female race! Pretty crazy! What do you mean my boobs look bigger? I feel just fine, in fact I feel VERY good.

“Dear God, thank you for making me so hot and perfect so I could come and give this lonely, old, decrepit man a wonderful Thanksgiving meal in his hospital bed! And thank you for making me so strong that I can teach him who is boss!. And thank you for making me so interested in science ’cause I can’t wait to test some things out on this old guy!” Now, let’s get you fed. I’ll just shove this whole apple down your throat and… [This kinky medical fetish clip contains lots of special sound effects for optimal realism!]

Oh…hello. What do you want? Yeah, I’m a genie. Don’t tell me, you want three wishes right? Well, you know what? I’m getting rather sick and tired of granting wishes to you men. So stupid, you want the same old things, money, a harem of women, a sports car… blah blah blah. I’m so over it. I no longer want to grant wishes to pathetic males like you! Instead, I’m going to get three wishes and you will grant them to me. Got it? Good.