Come and worship my tight little body. My sexy arms, my toned abs, my strong legs, ass, and thighs. Bow before your Goddess and worship my hot muscles… not too big but just feminine and toned and oh-so-hot! I could totally kick your ass too! You know you can’t get enough of this tight body. Buy this clip and observe the epitome of the female specimen.

Oh…hello. What do you want? Yeah, I’m a genie. Don’t tell me, you want three wishes right? Well, you know what? I’m getting rather sick and tired of granting wishes to you men. So stupid, you want the same old things, money, a harem of women, a sports car… blah blah blah. I’m so over it. I no longer want to grant wishes to pathetic males like you! Instead, I’m going to get three wishes and you will grant them to me. Got it? Good.

You thought your wife “just wasn’t that into sex”? Think again! I’m finally coming clean, baby. You know how I told you I was a virgin when we met? Well… there was this one time. I might have let a guy slip it in once. And then, there were those 3 hot football studs in high school. Then there was that exchange student in college… Well, anyway, I repented and stuff so I considered myself a virgin. And, you know how you think I’m “not in the mood” a lot? Well, its just that your tiny dick doesn’t do it for me! I’m not in the mood because I just fucked a hot, hung MAN! And tonight, I’m gonna do it all again. Mmmm… I’m so excited! You can’t leave me. Don’t even think about divorce! What will you tell your friends, I left you because you’re inadequate in bed?! HA!

I can see that you’re working and I don’t want to bother you but, can we talk? I got in trouble at school today for kicking some guys really hard in the balls. But, before you get upset, here’s why: they deserved it! They were being really mean… they called me a cock tease! I don’t even really know what that means but, you don’t think I’m a cock tease do you? I mean, so what if I like wearing cute skimpy outfits, they don’t have to look at me. All the teachers agree–Mr. Thompson, Mr. Garcia, Mr. Stevens… they all say I should just ignore those boys and wear whatever I want! Do you agree?